Divinity Photography

kitty-in-training:

deansdamnation:

thespyandthesoldier:

weight-a-second:

me too, Arya, me tooooo

This whole scene is golden.

you could hear arya going through puberty

you could hear Arya going through puberty

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reimenaashelyee:

Endangered Animals Campaign I
Saw a post of Tumblr (the one about the thylacine), talking about the lack of interest of everyone in general towards the conservation of animals, simply because of the general belief that our ‘modern society’ will not allow these animals to disappear (we do, all the time), and also certain animals, unlike the tiger or elephant, by look or by bad luck, are not ‘popular’ enough. So that inspired me to want to draw these unpopular and critically endangered animals, if only see how pretty they actually are. I am easing in by drawing the populars first, then I will move on with the rest.

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“You cannot pray for an A on a test and study for a B. You cannot pray for a celestial marriage and live a telestial life. You cannot pray for something and act less.”

Tad R. Callister (via grandviziertothesultanofagrabah)

God just spoke to me right here.

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Um… “Celestial marriage” is the FLDS term for multiple wives. btdubs.

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darwinthebird:

In case some of you are not aware, I am a bird. As such, I’m generally pretty confused when humans talk about things like “taxes,” “politics,” “ice cream,” and “toilets.” 
Because of this, I tend to keep those subjects out of my posts and focus instead on photographs of how pretty I am. However, I am going to make an exception today because my little bird talons are shaking from what can only be described as non-hormonal anger.
A police officer in Ferguson, Missouri shot and killed an unarmed teenager, Mike Brown, earlier this month. Since then, as I’m sure my US followers are aware, numerous peaceful protests with regard to the incident have turned violent due to the inexplicable involvement of tear gas, assault rifles, tanks, machines designed specifically to cause hearing loss, and other military-grade weapons, brought to the field by unnamed police officers in camouflage and an “I’m going to single-handedly bring democracy to the Middle East”-like spirit from Missouri’s highest-paid bullies.
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There is a gofundme campaign that has raised over $130,000 for the police officer who shot Mike Brown. A majority of the contributors are either anonymous or sport handles such as: ‘Watermelondrea Latarius’, ‘Jefferson FCK NGGRS’, ‘Trayvon Martin’, ‘Jim Crow’, ‘The Lyncher’, etc.
Some of the messages I glimpsed in the most recent donations read verbatim as follows:
“Thank you for putting your life on the line to protect us from thugs.”
“Anti-Racism is code word for Anti-white.” 
“He’s the hero Ferguson deserves, but not the one it needs right now.” 
“Officer Wilson is facing a lynch mob." 
“I believe that you were just doing your job and are the victim of a vocal minority in this country that would like to instage a war of race.” 
“This is the end of White America ! If white people would not wake up in time,soon they will begin chopping us in the streets,just like they are doing now in their native Africa.”
I am just a small bird and inexperienced in human relations, but I do not understand why so many people would align themselves with a campaign for someone in which comments like this are the norm. Maybe someone can explain this to me.
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In the meantime, I would like to make it clear that this bird and his owner do not support Darren Wilson, and we certainly do not agree with any of the people who support him. We support the protesters of Ferguson, Missouri, and every single word they yell, every single water bottle tossed, each and every canister of tear gas thrown back at Missouri’s finest.
If you disagree with us and do in fact support this officer, what he’s done, the militarization of US police forces, and/or the myriad of excuses people have given for the death of Mike Brown, please - by all means - unfollow this blog immediately. You will not be missed.

darwinthebird:

In case some of you are not aware, I am a bird. As such, I’m generally pretty confused when humans talk about things like “taxes,” “politics,” “ice cream,” and “toilets.”

Because of this, I tend to keep those subjects out of my posts and focus instead on photographs of how pretty I am. However, I am going to make an exception today because my little bird talons are shaking from what can only be described as non-hormonal anger.

A police officer in Ferguson, Missouri shot and killed an unarmed teenager, Mike Brown, earlier this month. Since then, as I’m sure my US followers are aware, numerous peaceful protests with regard to the incident have turned violent due to the inexplicable involvement of tear gas, assault rifles, tanks, machines designed specifically to cause hearing loss, and other military-grade weapons, brought to the field by unnamed police officers in camouflage and an “I’m going to single-handedly bring democracy to the Middle East”-like spirit from Missouri’s highest-paid bullies.

———————————————————————————————

There is a gofundme campaign that has raised over $130,000 for the police officer who shot Mike Brown. A majority of the contributors are either anonymous or sport handles such as: ‘Watermelondrea Latarius’, ‘Jefferson FCK NGGRS’, ‘Trayvon Martin’, ‘Jim Crow’, ‘The Lyncher’, etc.

Some of the messages I glimpsed in the most recent donations read verbatim as follows:

Thank you for putting your life on the line to protect us from thugs.”

Anti-Racism is code word for Anti-white.”

He’s the hero Ferguson deserves, but not the one it needs right now.”

Officer Wilson is facing a lynch mob."

I believe that you were just doing your job and are the victim of a vocal minority in this country that would like to instage a war of race.”

This is the end of White America ! If white people would not wake up in time,soon they will begin chopping us in the streets,just like they are doing now in their native Africa.”

I am just a small bird and inexperienced in human relations, but I do not understand why so many people would align themselves with a campaign for someone in which comments like this are the norm. Maybe someone can explain this to me.

———————————————————————————————

In the meantime, I would like to make it clear that this bird and his owner do not support Darren Wilson, and we certainly do not agree with any of the people who support him. We support the protesters of Ferguson, Missouri, and every single word they yell, every single water bottle tossed, each and every canister of tear gas thrown back at Missouri’s finest.

If you disagree with us and do in fact support this officer, what he’s done, the militarization of US police forces, and/or the myriad of excuses people have given for the death of Mike Brown, please - by all means - unfollow this blog immediately. You will not be missed.

isohels:

Why is body hair only unhygienic when its on a woman’s body?

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ofgeography:

so here’s a fun story about this movie. guess who loves this movie? me! i do! i love this movie. i love this movie so much that when i was in the 7th grade and i saw “first wives club 2” on pay per view i was like: HELL YEAH!! FIRST WIVES CLUB TWO!! NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WAS A SEQUEL!!!

here’s the synopsis for first wives club 2:

disgruntled first wives take their ex-husbands’ new lovers under their wing.

sounds great, right? awesome viewing material for a precocious 11-year-old.

so i buy this movie, and like, three minutes into it i’m starting to feel suspicious?? like it’s really low quality and my girls are nowhere in sight?? how come none of the first wives are the same?? how come they’re alone in a bedroom with mood lighting?? why is she taking off her shirt?? why are they both taking off their shirts?? WHY ARE THEY—

here’s what i did not know about first wives club 2:

  • it is a lesbian porno of no relation to the beloved 1996 classic.

so of course i, horrified that i’ve accidentally bought porn on my family’s account (and in that state of panic that kids work themselves into whenever anything regarding sex is mentioned), quickly shut off the TV and go upstairs and watch an episode of veggie tales to like, cleanse my soul and apologize to jesus, and that’s that.

EXCEPT, OF COURSE:

  • you have to pay for pay per view.

so the end of the month comes and i have completely put this incident out of my mind, haha, i accidentally bought porn, how funny, TELL NO ONE. right? and i’m sitting at a nice dinner with my mother, my stepfather, and my very religious aunt deb, and we’re just talking about farm things, whatever, when suddenly my mother puts her fork down and says, “okay, there’s something we need to discuss. as a family.”

  • AS A FAMILY.

and i’m like, running through a list of people i know who could conceivably be dead, and fantasizing about my mother announcing that she’s going to buy me My Own Computer Just Because U Earned It Kiddo, and she pulls out a piece of paper that says DIRECTV across the top. and i’m like: OH NO.

"i received the tv bill today," my mother said, and i was like, shoveling potatoes into my mouth as fast as i could because i knew that when i went to PORN PRISON they weren’t going to feed me this kind of quality starch. "does anybody want to tell me who purchased the pornography?"

as a reminder, a quick table survey:

  • my mother, surprised and disappointed by the porn bill (innocent)
  • my stepfather, a grumbly old cowboy who just wants to sing along to kenny chesney and watch the hunt for red october (innocent)
  • my aunt deb, a super religious catholic whose best friend is a nun named Sister Placid (innocent)
  • me, the 11-year-old with a mouthful of potatoes who definitely purchased the lesbian pornography

silence.

my mother said, “i’m not going to ask again.”

silence.

my aunt looked at my stepdad. my stepdad looked at my aunt. NOBODY LOOKED AT ME, THE 11-YEAR-OLD WITH A MOUTHFUL OF POTATOES WHO DEFINITELY PURCHASED THE LESBIAN PORNOGRAPHY.

my mother shook her head and put the bill down. “this was incredibly inappropriate,” she said. “skip, deb, whoever. buy that shit on your own time. i’m not paying for it. what if molly had seen it?”

  • WHAT IF MOLLY HAD SEEN IT?

"don’t expose my kid to that crap."

  • DON’T
  • EXPOSE
  • MY KID
  • TO THAT CRAP

"if you want to watch porn, fine, but do it in private and don’t expect me to pay for it. i can’t believe one of you did that in the living room."

  • I CAN’T BELIEVE ONE OF YOU DID THAT
  • IN THE LIVING ROOM

but molly, why didn’t you own up to it and explain that it was an accident?

  • are you fucking kidding
  • i did not want to go to porn prison

the fun conclusion to this story is that i never owned up to it, which means that there are 3 people in the world who have not solved the mystery of the lesbian porn. a quick survey:

  • my mother, who lives every day wondering whose porn she paid for
  • my stepfather, who probably wishes he knew less about his wife’s sister’s porn preferences
  • my aunt, who probably wishes she knew less about her sister’s husband’s porn preferences

but molly, why don’t you own up to it now, with the safety of time and distance and the knowledge that porn prison isn’t real?

  • are you fucking kidding
  • this is the best thing i’ve ever done

(Source: bellecs, via lgbtlaughs)